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No matter who you vote for, you finally have to admit it didn't make any difference. — 8 weeks 3 days ago

If you hit a horse on the highway, it will be the most expensive horse the guy owns. — 8 weeks 3 days ago

Any law passed by congress will either increase your taxes or decrease your freedom. — 8 weeks 3 days ago

The further you get from home in your straw hat, the harder the wind will blow. — 8 weeks 3 days ago

If you get all your grain bought at harvest, the price will eventually go down! — 8 weeks 3 days ago

If you don't get your grain bought at harvest, the price will eventually go up. — 8 weeks 3 days ago

Things you can count on: The further you get from the shop, the more you will need the tool you forgot! — 8 weeks 3 days ago

Things you can count on: if you dig a trench, you will hit a forgotten water line! — 8 weeks 3 days ago

Any 4th of July Rodeo will get rained out. — 8 weeks 3 days ago

Murphey's Law: The more a new pair of boots cost, the quicker you will scuff them! — 8 weeks 3 days ago