TV

If wives picked husbands with the care we buy a bull, there'd be more bachelors on the street! — 2 weeks 6 days ago

When given a choice, a cow will always go out the wrong gate. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

Keep it cowboy so the world around you has a corner stone — 2 weeks 6 days ago

The horse has distinguished itself in the past, through history in legend and song... — 2 weeks 6 days ago

"I'm so miserable without you, it's like you never left!" — 2 weeks 6 days ago

The lawyer's motto: an eye for an eyelash. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

Timing has a lot to do with the success of a rain dance! — 2 weeks 6 days ago

Tequila never lets you forget, but it doesn't care what you do. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day - If you're not home by that time, boy, you're in real trouble! — 2 weeks 6 days ago