ON THE EDGE OF COMMON SENSE
by Baxter Black, DVM
Just Say No
JUST SAY NO!
- my brother says it works every time!
- I know Pinto took her out, but she’s not that kind of girl!
- your wife will just love a new drill press!
- it’s the cow deal of a lifetime but I need a cosigner!
- it’s not cleared for scours and I can’t officially recommend it but...
- this will make you rich!
- the Japanese eat it this way all the time!
- the Indians ate it just like this right after they killed the buffalo!
- I know his sire was dwarf but I don’t think it’s hereditary!
- buy this guy in the calcutta. You’ve never heard of him but he ropes good, he just doesn’t travel much!
- the vet says she’ll settle in spite of how it looks!
- he just bumped it in the trailer!
- I know they look drawn but think of the weighin’ condition!
- I never turned a steer out on this place that didn’t gain 300 lbs!
- yer right, it is the runt. But he’s the smartest one of the litter!
- a little hot wire and you could run 600 buffalo on this place!
- sure I can fix yer car. Kin I borry yer tools?
- if she’s not in foal I’ll eat my hat!
- this aluminum gate comes with a lifetime guarantee!
- why, the hunting lease will make the payments on this ol’ ranch!
- no, I’ve never heard a horse bark like that before either, but I don’t think it’s serious!
- and with this degree in economics you’ll always be able to get a job!
- if you elect me...