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AG Trivia Quiz - Circle the most correct answer. [print here]

On The Edge of Common Sense - First Published July 4, 1994

1. Ecosystem

a. a way to eek out a living on public land
b. a diet plan that frightens fat away
c. man eats cow / cow eats grass / grass eats rain

2. Jingle Bob

a. a polyp inside the nasal sinus
b. mud tag on a feedlot steer
c. earrings for spurs

3. Chicken Farmer

a. a timid plowsman
b. an affirmative action job for desrving poults
c. a busy man on a small place

4. Lightning Strike

a. union play without a huddle
b. fastball pitcher
c. how many a cow meets her maker

5. Hoof Nippers

a. cloven feet with a drinking problem
b. unhandy to remove acid blisters from your tongue
c. blue heelers

6. Farm Broadcaster

a. an above-ground fertilizer spreader
b. a rural person seeking a mail-order bride
c. that small part of the media that knows where milk comes from

7. BST

a. Barely Six feet Tall
b. a milk cow in overdrive
c. the sound a mosquito makes when it hits the wall

8. Flushing A Cow

a. what dumb bird dogs do
b. a raid on an egg factory
c. an event at the Plumbing Olympics

9. E.P.D.'s

a. required labeling on a bull
b. the men in blue from Espanola, NM
c. Elusive Pregnancy Diagnosis (might be bred)

10. Wolf Tooth

a. seat of Roosevelt county, Montana
b. the last thing a caribou sees
c. vampire dentures

11. Latigo

a. a rash caused by too tight a cinch
b. a country between Belize and Tobago
c. a game played with slingshots and jello

12. Doc Bar

a. where MD's stop off before going home
b. candy made from lamb's tails
c. a famous quarter horse stud

13. Pseudorabies

a. a mad dog faking it
b. cows eating Cool Whip
c. a fictional disease

14. Farrow to Finish

a. a swine biography
b. ten terms in the House of Representatives
c. when Mia Farrow became a citizen of the Finland

15. Cold Jam

a. a horse low on brake fluid
b. served with cheek meat and pig knuckles
c. testimony in divorce court

16. Flanking A Calf

a. dangerous with a bad back
b. the knee and ankle both do it
c. keeps calf ropers humble

17. Margin Call

a. a daily nightmare
b. like getting your prostate examined every morning
c. a duck call for sitting ducks

18. Sucker Rod

a. a pole to catch pseudoendangered fish
b. feed yard Tinker Toys
c. pistons in a windmill

19. Heat Synchronization

a. a heifer drill team
b. when the steak and potatoes are ready at the same time
c. when body temperature reaches room temperature

20. Babbitt

a. a slick alloy
b. to babble quickly
c. a Pekinese with rabies

21. Cowboy Artist

a. a parolee with a running iron
b. swarming the area like cowboy poets
c. one who tattoos only cowboys

22. Barzona

a. the last Panamanian dictator
b. Italian ice cream bar
c. a bull with a green card

23. Tarpaulin

a. the latest color recognized by the AQHA
b. related to the desert tortoise
c. taffy pulling with asphalt

24. Three Point Hitch

a. trigamy
b. gait of people who've had hip surgery
c. the Supremes thumbing a ride