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In the beginning there was an empty room...with no walls. — 4 weeks 5 days ago

Nobody loves a kid like a puppy. — 4 weeks 5 days ago

Sure I can run one of these things! How do you start it? — 4 weeks 5 days ago

That's a great tattoo. Were you drunk? — 4 weeks 5 days ago

"Wanted: Cowboy. No TV. No phone. If you don't like dogs and can't tough it in the mountains don't apply." - Alamo, NV — 4 weeks 5 days ago

There's two things a cowboy's afraid of: bein' stranded afoot, and a decent woman. — 4 weeks 5 days ago

I'm not an actor but I play one on TV — 4 weeks 5 days ago

Curiosity...has nothing to do with intelligence. — 4 weeks 5 days ago

I eat every egg I can. It's one less chicken I have to contend with! — 4 weeks 5 days ago

Some people take up too much space in a small room. — 4 weeks 5 days ago